Brownest of the brown liquors… So tempting…

Oh my God! You've been reading my jack-off fantasy blog!

Well, actually, my wife is 5'6". We can kiss flat-footed without any contortions, if only just.

I'm 6'8" and had extreme difficulty connecting with women throughout my 20's. It was especially frustrating because I kept hearing "Women love tall men!" everywhere.

Yeah, I just started playing a couple of months ago and when I saw Scorpio available for purchase I immediately plunked down $20 for enough donuts to buy him. Later on I used the balance to pick up Hans Moleman and Bumblebee Man. Money well spent!

Can't believe no one's yet quoted my favorite line: "I don't know when I've had this much fun and still been conscious."

I fondly remember how he was originally introduced as just a Black Correspondent, and he refused to say anything until "Senior" was prepended to his official title.

I read the first six books a while back before losing interest. In Ozma the good guys obtain a magic belt that grants infinite wishes. Any kind of dramatic tension after that just seemed entirely contrived.

Ditto, basically.

Apropos of nothing in particular, but I randomly picked two movies from my Netflix queue this week ("The Frighteners" and "Re-Animator"), and both featured Combs. Each time I was like "Holy shit, it's Weyoun!"

Last week's "Big Bang Theory" involved Leonard and Penny attending the funeral of recurring character Professor Proton (played by Bob Newhart), and was titled "The Proton Transmogrification." I opined on the AV Club boards that a better title would have been "The Proton Decay Observation." I think hardly anyone got…

A much better title for this episode would have been "The Proton Decay Observation."

"Captain Sisko! I just melvined that guy from Section 31!"
"Excellent!"

I'm sure this has been discussed here at some point, but can someone explain to a guy who generally only reads the DS9 comment threads once, a few hours after the articles go up:

I tried to imagine Mirror-Garak meeting up with our Garak, and it turned into Sealab 2021 for some reason.

I'm really looking forward to the fireworks factory. I watched DS9 faithfully through almost its entire run, but apparently I fell away midway through the final season, because I have no memory at all of how the show ends.

"Bashir bashir bashir bashir bashir!"
"STOP BASHIRRING!"

In Greg Bear's novel "Eternity," there's a notion of mathematical algorithms that can be used to determine whether one is in a simulated reality, and alter or escape it:
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I like how the Youtube video ID for the Mirror Darkly intro starts with "sf bs".

The house was nice, but it looks out over an industrial wasteland.