What was this "Google satellite" nonsense?  I had always understood that Google just buys/rents satellite data from whomever can supply it.

Well, "Headkicker" has already been done, on "The Brak Show."

I loved Goldthwait's reference to these films in his album "Meat Bob."  He imagines he's talking to his daughter: "Come on, we're watching Police Academy 50.  Yes!  Yes, AGAIN!  You know, that acting crazy paid for your college, sweetheart!"

I watched it pretty regularly back in the day, but all I can remember about it is the song about the blue screen ("the special effect we can afford!"), and the appearances by Ween and the Tokyo Shock Boys.

And one of mine was being turned away after trying to bluff my way into seeing "Casual Sex?" while younger than 17.  I gather I didn't miss much.

Did the DS9 writers never play any fun and/or sophisticated social games in their lives?  First, in "Move Along Home," we get aliens who love to play Candy Land (albeit with living pieces), and now we have crowds of people going apeshit over a game that involves touching an orb that then tells you if you've won or…

The one time I went to the Star Trek Experience in Las Vegas, I had lunch in the DS9-themed restaurant after the tour, and had the jambalaya named after Sisko's father.  It was frickin' yummy.

I wonder if Roger still shits bejeweled golden turds.  If so, they would only be a mild annoyance if they fell into someone's chest cavity, not a cleanliness nightmare.

Reminded me of Bitch Pudding from "Robot Chicken."

I occasionally tried to keep toads I'd caught as pets.  Damnedest thing though, they'd always somehow escaped by the time I checked on them the next morning.  Twenty years later, I was pondering this old mystery when it suddenly dawned on me that my parents must have freed them.  "BASTARDS!"

Perhaps the best example being when Stan and Roger kept trying to out-act each other in that romantic play, and in the second-to-last bit, Roger stuck his tongue into Stan's mouth, out of his nose, and into his ear.  To me, very possibly the greatest moment in the show's history.

What the hell?  Did I just get laid?

Squirrel Girl keeps treats for her furry friends in her nut sacks.  Could D-Man use some D-Bags?

Loves Gene and Louise's escalating challenges, but why would either of them agree to enter a contest where they might lose and have to surrender the jawbreaker when they didn't have to?  Because they're not-entirely-rational kids, I guess.

"The Robb scenes are all inventions…"

But did Odo take to it very well?  Unless I missed something, Vaatrick's murder was left unsolved.

About 10-12 years ago I had the unutterable pleasure of having dinner with Shimerman by winning a raffle at a gaming convention (Origins, in Columbus).  He mentioned that he was working on a series of books about John Dee.  I always meant to check them out, but I basically forgot about them until I started watching…

"What's that do?"
One of the best Buffy lines ever.

Throughout the first season, I watched each episode the Tivo saved, no matter how many times I had seen it before.  In the second season, I finally started skipping episodes I felt didn't have anything to offer from yet more viewings, but these are the episodes I would always watch, almost ad nauseam:

Her trunk seems prehensile enough to accomodate him.