I love the old line, "Americans believe in abortion rights in cases of rape, incest, and me."

I'll be going darker by opening a bag of black Twizzlers.

Years before it became more or less necessary to describe a large percentage of things emanating from the original right "fascist," 300 was a piece of vapid, sensationalistic neo-fascist trash. Leaving aside the question of whether Snyder knew or didn't know he was making one of the queerest big-budget Hollywood…

I think the rule of thumb here is that if they spend more money on recording than they do on drugs, the album suffers.

I need a fix, man.

Buy up the railroads, duh.

I use that joke to illustrate the different meanings of "funny" to ESL students.

It had His Name Is Alive on its soundtrack. That was pretty cool. Also: Renée Z at her most delicious. And kinda whiny, I suppose. But she was still delectable.

So, I ask the jury, "is this the face of a killer?"

Hey, like, no.

A sassy talking dildo voiced by Joan Rivers or I'm not buying a ticket.

The Time magazine review of the movie was titled "Dreaming by Numbers," which sounds about right.

The day my four-year-old demanded to see some double penetration instead of "this gauzy softcore shit" was one to remember.

Nyeo.

I actually like the first Matrix. it's smart, for a science fiction/action film, cleverly draws a couple of philosophical parallels without getting too high-toned about it, and has enough references to other works (the Bible, Alice in Wonderland) to keep things interesting beyond the special effects, which still look…

The older usage of "pathetic," from "pathos," suggests that the evoke pity. What I get mostly from these guys is feelings of hatred coupled with disbelief that they actually exist.

You should see my record collection, though. It's very impressive.

Word is that he had a lot of plastic surgery done in order to make himself look more European.

I thought it was "Fun with a Porpoise" for the longest time.

So, uh, you want it the other way, then?