"Reluctantly agree that a twelve-minute mashup of Backstreet Boys Hits Can Be Conceived by the Human Mind."

Oh, that's why, then.

Still can't beat the late eighties or most of the seventies. Jesus, how we've suffered. Pre-Nirvana and Dr. Dre., the nineties were just a pop-cultural wasteland.

Good news for all you knee fetishists out there!

Your late teens and early twenties are generally times of self-discovery of some sort whether or not you attend college, so it makes sense that authors interested in how pivotal life events play out in a character's personality would be interested in the college experience.

You should hear my new album, Let It Be.

I know some girls who go to Victoria's Secret for their bum wraps.

It beats watching TV.

No show does a culture war as well as "Wife Swap." They excelled in finding people not right for each other and putting them in a confined space that they couldn't escape from. A too-perfect analogy for a lot of bad marriages.

I know how a lot of people here feel about it, but I think that "Family Guy" gets a bad rap from geeks and nerds because it's exactly the show a lot of geeks and nerds would make if they were given a show. As if same people who think that the show's totally lame don't have a whole collection of figurines on their…

I give the stones to about 1979 or so. After that, they became entirely worthless.

Was there, like a specific date that kids started wearing T-shirts from bands they had no interest in listening to? I mean, I had a few band shirts as a teen, but I had the records, too. Have there always been posers among us, or did something change?

Maybe he should just be sent to Australia.

OOOOOOHHHHHH!

Aw, heck, this chunk of subhuman filth teaches at a law school? Even vicious, perverted pedos have a more impressive résumé than I do now?

I'm okay with it. Just pop out the comments and you can use the A.V. Club the way it was meant to be used: you can ignore the article completely by blocking it out with the comments.

Whoops, mistranslation on my part, never mind.

Is that the Polyphonic Spree's current touring lineup?

Hollow-eyed and creepy.

Jeff Bridges, though perhaps not anymore.