Eh, unless it's making some sort of larger point, let's call it edible illustration or decoration. Postmodernism gives me indigestion.

Got 'im with the head fake. International players got no game.

Could also be a lightsaber.

Oh, that guy! Manly, yet prissy. Angry, yet whiny. I'm just some sort of glasses-wearing, book-reading, feminized lefty, but hearing him talk makes me want to slap his beard off.

Read James Morrow's "City of Truth" to figure out how that might work. It's about a place where people are forced to tell the truth about everything all the time, and it's hilarious. People drive around in "Plymouth Adequates."

Recreate that scene in Office Space where the printer meets its end and put it on YouTube.

So what you're saying is that you'll be first in line for this valuable cultural artifact.

Trump's too tacky for those old-world types. We're in Stroessner, Chavez, and Trujillo territory here.

Maybe I kinda sorta agree with you on this. I'd say he channeled people's unspoken feelings of resentment and shameful feelings of inferiority to sell them a tacky, grandiose, utterly impossible power fantasy. Which isn't quite the same thing. But I'd bet that a lot of Trump voters think that the most persecuted group…

Premature evaluation.

In the same way the Meese Commission report on pornography was compelling, or how?

It's all fun and games until your Meeko plushie brings sexual assault charges against you.

If Disney loses, the animals will become the suet.

…and rubs up against you in a way that makes you feel distinctly uncomfortable.

He will totally lawsuite you.

Good Lord, people, follow that link. It's not the weird anal insertion image anymore! It's some guy in a suit talking about hosting your website at goatse.cx. Dude must either be the least informed people on the planet or just one of God's innocents. Or maybe a comedic straight man? It's hard to tell!

I believe that the use of goatse.cx in civilian areas is banned by one of the Vienna Conventions.

I've been livin' the hard-g life almost as long as Dr. Dre has.

It sounds vaguely obscene with a soft "g". Like, "the guy I met on the night bus wanted to know if I would go somewhere to gif off with him."

Considering that I'm a few pounds overweight and don't have a stellar history in romantic relationships, I like mom's that aren't too choosy.