There's also some seventies rock song about a lesbian seagull, but it has nothing to do with the book.

Yes, yes, you are. But you saw your father, Noah, naked, and he cursed you and your descendants.

Man, I am a slow cooker nut. And I live in a country where they are unknown. I had my sister bring me down an extra-large one in her luggage. It's still my favorite cooking medium. Recipe, please, and I'll let you know how it went. (my dad's in chemo and they say he needs protein.)

I always thought that mixing up pineapple and pork products was weirdly obscene. I'm not Jewish, but it touched something in me that said, "this is why the Jews invented that Kosher/Treyf thing. God does not want certain things to be mixed up together."

Forget that, how does it compare to this, the gold standard of iPhone-documented Waffle House distaff beatdowns?

There is goodness in the universe.

Let us not forget Abram's involvement in the Jack Abramoff scandal.

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and said, "You spend too much time on the internet."

I felt that. Did you feel it?

But I thought you WERE THE LAW!

And at least I survived.

This guy's thirty and might be a congressman soon? Shit, as if I couldn't feel worse about my own résumé.

I'm still amused by the Lil' Jon/Head On commercial mashup. http://applytoforehead.ytmn…

Finally, we get to have villains with Russian accents again!

I liked the movie's message but liked the movie a whole lot less.

What about Andre the Giant? I thought he was genuinely good in Princess Bride, and not just because he looked the part.

That's hardly new. Ask any girl named "Monica" who survived the nineties.

Well, he did die after going off a cliff on an "off-road" model of one of his own vehicles.

Good thing he's not writing his own lines, then.

I love the novels, but I simply cannot believe that they're filming versions of them. Without St. Aubyn's writing, I'm not sure that it won't come off as "rich boy does drugs and is unlikable." Then you have to deal with the abusive father, the explicit drug use, the fact that the main character resents his own sons…