Troll II: The Rerolling

Whatever, yo. People hide those things every Easter where I'm from.

I think he's some sort of famous bridge player.

I would, but I look lousy in a straitjacket.

They cover those people ALL THE TIME, dingus.

I have all my crises for free, and off the clock.

Uh, an amateur porn viewer or an amateur porn actor?

Every second human on earth is an xvideos user, whether they admit it to you or not. Would also accept XHamster, if only because they once showed me a "German Singer Orgy."

Lemme know when they get an XVideos channel going.

I think that the "decider" comment was taken out of context. But I have no problem placing the blame most of what happened during his administration squarely on him. Ignorance of politics is no excuse: he asked for the job and fucked up big time. I think he knows it, too. Dude has barely been seen in public since he…

But that's always been the case. It works that way in most modern democracies: have you seen how Venezuelan candidates dress when they campaign? (baseball caps, short sleeves). Ever seen what Maximo Kirschner, Argentina's Prince Joffrey, wears when he gives a speech? (bad haircut, a windbreaker) This is after his…

Eh, I dunno. He was smart enough to know that he wasn't that smart (and there never was a president who didn't coast on somebody's expertise at some point), but not humble enough to consider that he might not be right about everything anyway.

Well, yeah. That part does still grate on me. Also the bit where Rove went after Kerry's war record. Venality in its most perfect form.

He was intellectually narrow, not well read, defensive about his own capacities, and unprepared for the job. But he probably honestly thought that his war in the Middle East would result a positive outcome for everyone involved, including the region's residents. He believed in democracy so damn much that he figured he…

I…I…kind of like that song!

It was the wrong week for O'Neal to quit methamphetamines. Had to clean out Barsanti's stash.

What about Judge Handsome Latino Guy? What's his name?

I suspect that people who watch Judge Judy should just go out and hire a dominatrix. Or a Freudian therapist. Or maybe just read Portnoy's Complaint.

Oh, okay. I see. Then it's HILARIOUS that the guy's cover was blown when he got up to answer the doorbell. News of the Weird Territory there.

It's not the fact that they passed off that guy's music as somebody else's, but it seems sloppy that they couldn't even find a genuine deaf guy to pull this hoax with. Deaf people aren't that hard to find, after all.