I'm not sure he knows or cares how "sincere" he is. The dude's opinions are hysterical and he, like a certain President of the United States, is essentially a human void who, in this case, craves attention and controversy.

Josés, can you see them?

Oh, sure, why not. We'd all be able to catch up on our TV series, then.

Go get yourself some Paxil, sweetheart.

OK, people, time to share with the group. I could spend my entire life with a woman who hated:

Actually, if you play it backwards, it says "Your mom's a good Catholic and goes to church on a regular basis."

Sometimes, everybody cries. So hold on.

Show starts at thirteen sharp.

Well, I'll give you this: I haven't watched the show since 2007. Actually, I haven't watched the show since its first season, save an odd episode or two, because thought it kinda sucked. So there we are.

Back in my day you could listen to the entirety of Locust's Plague Soundscapes before the laundry cycle finished.

The House That Heaven Built/Continous Thunder makes me wish I was seventeen again so that I could fall in love with a beautiful girl whose very presence makes me tingle to the very end of my fingertips.

Are you kidding me? You're kidding me, right? They have Kyle turn the camera and do a "what have we learned" moment EVERY SINGLE FRIGGIN' SHOW. It's one of the reason that I loathe the show so damn much. In the same way that you need a narrator in a movie, you're a second-rate storyteller, if you need a kid to explain…

Nobody gets a hand-job in the Anne Frank museum.

Wasn't he in the Demi Moore version of The Scarlett Letter?

Oh, wow.

At least Trump isn't "smug." Like those awful environmentalists. Now that's a real crime, right there.

I keep telling people that Parker and Stone are a couple of contrarian assholes and that South Park is an amateurish comedy artlessly animated for an army of simpleminded-yet-self-important dillweeds who will likely sink into the worst sort of conservative cynicism by the time their first grey hairs come in, but…

Timelessly tasteless. But something about the color scheme and film stock used here makes me think that Arabella Lwinn's hiding behind the floral arrangement, just out of sight.

Let me make you a mixtape.

I've got something in my eye!