ZING!

Splendiferous.

Well, so was FDR.

Well, I was kind of going with a running joke. I had no idea that he had, you know, an actual issue. But if he's getting help, that's great news.

They broke in Sean O'Neal's refrigerator box. And drank all his vodka!

The synopsis makes it sound like an indie version of Charles Bronson's Deathwish.

Just to show that some Republicans still have backbones:

Uh, maybe "chickenshit" is not the right word, or le mot juste, as they say in Paris. Perhaps I should have just said "reprehensible."

No, we aren't. When an Iranian judoka was congratulated by his government for his decision to forfeit rather than fight an Israeli, I thought that that was a chickenshit move of epic proportions. I think most Americans would agree. This is what's known as "lowering the bar."

I disagree, but share your sentiments anyway.

I agree. But I'd also venture that the Rock is trying to be as somber and formal as he can be and not quite getting there. It'd get, like, a B- in a junior-high comp class, though Rock could raise his grade with a rewrite.

Frankly, that's the part I liked best. Respect is respect, and at least we know that a publicist didn't write this tribute. It would have been okay by me if the Rock had called Hurt a "diamond geezer," too.

As it's stated, this order even applies to Green Card holders.

I think I might be convinced that Obama leaned to heavily on executive orders and failed to rein in the powers granted the president. Obama, who knows the Constitution backwards and forwards, might agree with you, too, but

Someone might bring a terrific bowl of cheese dip?

I thought that the game was played between teams of puppies, beer receptacles, models in lingerie, and other such entities.

I don't really do this sort of thing, but if I had to pick a song to wake up to, I'd chose "Today is Gonna Be Mine" by David Kilgour (ex-The Clean). Check it:

CLIPSE CLIPSE CLIPSE CLIPSE PUSHA T!

Inevitably.

There's an X-man for that.