Is it okay to admit I thought that the title was sort of a good pun? That and the film parody Men in Black Women.

Now that it's no longer three things.

They should call it Your Shorts Salute

I like that in a woman. And in a comedian. And in a woman comedian.

SO…IT'S…COME…TO…THIS!

Shit goes full Dostoevsky at 6:15. They must be great friends, or Ted must be Bill's hero, because he doesn't usually brook any sort of criticism from anyone and is not often known to act politely.

True, but even with Rather's checkered past, he's still probably a more able journalist than a lot of other people with that job description these days.

True dat. Sometimes, in my cynical moments, I wonder if ICP's take on racism (it's bad) and tolerance (it's good) has something to do with the fact that they're semi-successful white rappers from a mostly black urban areas that has fewer breakout rap stars than you'd expect it to have. I mean, they couldn't pull this…

Tap water in Flint, Michigan.

I'd say that ICP's even more tedious than the longest Dead jam, but your mileage may vary there.

Mid-nineties rap ripoffs for white kids who know that they're not going anywhere in life. Also: tits, pro wrestling, bad tattoos, and the bad kind of drugs.

I'm off to the art museum!

Did the two dudes in the store get prosecuted, or what?

I can kind of respect them for being more-or-less honest with their fans: yes, rap's an art form invented by and for black people, but Juggaloes are poor white folks and seem pretty aware that they're never, ever going to be ghetto fabulous. No amount of self-belief and "hustling" is ever going to get them in a…

That is such a confusing photo up there. It's sending out so many odd contradictions, from the corporate sponsor in the background to the pseudo-gang signs and the "edgy" face paint and tattoos to the glum look on the chubby clown's face, which makes him look like an overweight guy of middle age who's waited too long…

How quickly we forget Karl Rove. and Rush Limbaugh. And Rob Ford! What is it with that mix of bottomless hunger and glib self-satisfaction that causes men like this to ruin the human race so completely?

Some outcasts are marginalized for pretty good reasons.

The part of me that's attracted to girls is actually outside me. But maybe we're built all different!

Nah. He is. He's awful, but it's hard to deny he's awful in a particularly American way. Even Oswald Mosely wouldn't be so gratuitously tasteless as the Donald is.

Joe Strummer said it first, "he who fucks nuns will later join the church."