The keyboardest Ray Whatshisname from the Doors described his work as "loud" when the two were induced to work together. That is seriously the best compliment/non-compliment I've ever heard.

Don't get me started about the cruelty on display in Reservoir Dogs.

Eh, cats toy with their prey all the time before delivering the death blow. This may say something about humans or cats, or both.

The earnestness on display in the header image is heart-rending. But I'd bet money that the song sucks.

"The Oxford English Dictionary defines 'presidency' as…"

He probably hits the "r" really hard on "Mar," too, so it sounds like he just got off the fucking red-eye to Cancún. "Marrr-ah-Lahgo" and what.

Hey, that wasn't in the AT&T ad.

Did cockney youths in flat caps refer to them them "Ed and Jerry's" so that old Bill wouldn't be on to them and send 'em up to Borstal?

TAROT for the Nintendo Entertainment System?

So have the Charmin Bears. Man, do those little anally-obsessed animorphs need to spend some time on some Freudian psychoanalyst's couch.

Wait, is this "vaporwave?"

She stacks sheep shacks by the sea shore.

Slightly worse than the over/under that snarky twenty-to-thirtysomethings will see it while baked out of their minds.

Oof, thanks for the link. I don't think I've ever felt so confident in my cismale identity.

What does this guy mean, it's impossible to scowl when you're smiling? Dick Cheney used to do that all the time!

And now they can get married.

It could be as good as the "Underworld" movies!

And his balls have to ride shotgun!

No, you're a below-average workingman.

Sorry, "average workingman." Same boneheaded faux-populist diff.