If the Trump voter and the libtard in question are both comely blondes wearing bikinis, well, let's just say I'm going to start paying a lot of attention to politics in the near future.

Mormons, it's gotta be said, hate Trump with a serious fury. They're a minority sect and are well aware of how things could turn on them. Many harder-line evangelicals consider them non-Christians, or heretics of some sort. They ran some third-party guy to try to keep Utah's electoral votes away from Trump. It didn't…

Colonel Mustard, with the candlestick, in the library.

Shit, for that kind of money, you can say whatever you want about me on national television.

"Man, Ozzy Osbourne can bite the head off a bat onstage, and I can't go the fuck crazy at my own show!"

There are some pretty good live album titles out there, though:

Don't feel bad about it! I feel old these days, too!

Not unlikely. He refused to out-and-out endorse Ryan for a bit even after Ryan had endorsed him. He may not know how this "politics" game is really played.

I think J.B.'s Golden Banana and those other strip clubs over on Route 1 in….uh…Saugus, or somewhere, may also contain their share of bad moms.

No, but they buy their kids Jif instead of that healthy natural peanut butter stuff. WHAT MONSTERS.

Weirdly enough, I was too young to care. I was all about D&D and computer games in 1990. I wanted your elf.

I remember smiling when I read that George's homosexuality was "the worst-kept secret in the music business"

A safe sex message also kicked it off. Considering the state of things in 1990, it was probably timely and maybe unpopular with some.

"I'm an Englishman in the ground."

He chose…something else.

I gotta agree. If I've learned anything on the internet, it's that echo chambers can be dangerous and misleading, but any unregulated message board turns into an absolute zoo sooner or later. Now that the Heritage Foundation look like moderates, it might be time for America to look at what really constitutes an…

Well, I guess it was only a matter of time before electronica types realized you could sell anything to millions of utterly undiscriminating fans if it had "STAR WARS" printed on it somewhere. it's probably more enjoyable than the prequels.

He also came out with an album called "Dial M for Monkey," right?

SHUT YO' MOUTH

Yeah, but what's odd is some top-notch people worked on that one. Flying Lotus, Schlomo, Rustie (for fans of wonky stuff, anyway), Claude von Stroke, Royksopp, and Bonobo are all big, respected names who've done quality work. I don't know if they all brought their A-Game, but this isn't the case of like, two anonymous…