It's like if "Old Yeller" were a documentary!

Saints be praised!

No. Ambient is, very technically, just beat-free. But the genre occasionally comes up with interesting records. Chillout is watered-down soul jams, watered-down techno, watered-down R and B, watered-down jazz, watered-down EVERYTHING.

I'd need to see some evidence that Sly knows or cares about any sort of art beyond the cinematographic.

I hate to say it, but I think that if this happens, it'll happen for the same reason that Trump just met Kanye: he's been a celebrity for a long time, and likes other celebrities a whole bunch. I know that Reagan had his old Hollywood friends over to the White House a bunch, but this administration is going to be…

I feel that that might be true in the United States. But in Argentina — as in many third-world countries — the idea that the private sector is any less corrupt than the public sector loses steam. Argentine companies are no strangers to tax evasion, under-the-table-work, nepotism, favoritism, and outright theft. I…

Twice in ten hours is pretty good, but the fact that the police couldn't really help you isn't too unusual. I've seen police officers commit individual acts of heroism, but when your wallet's gone, it's usually gone. I mean, I'm sure it's worse in Mexico or Honduras, but still.

Actually, Darryl, I'm sorry. I now realize the correct usage would be "far fewer reports." I also realize that the greatest monster of all…is man!

I am, in fact, in Buenos Aires. "FUERA UBER"and "UBER ES ILEGAL" stickers are still visible on many cabs. Of course, if I were to actually take one, I fear I'd end up handcuffed in some dark room in the Villa 31, or something, so it's a cab — or, preferably — one of Buenos Aires's lovely, historically significant…

If I was as rich as Beyonce, I'd travel exclusively by sedan chair.

Weirdly enough, Uber's one of those free market things that, without really meaning to, highlights the importance of intangible public goods. I live in a (relatively wealthy) third-world country and Uber's come down here. The taxi commissions tried to ban it, and, considering that this is one of those places where…

Sort of torn between being outraged and wondering if I'd snap up that fifty just like that.

"many fewer reports"

There's an extended description of one of their videos in Mary Gaitskill's "Two Girls, Fat and Thin." In my mind, that beats anything they ever put on record.

Close, he was on Broadway.

That's what I thought, too! I thought, "If you're writing rock songs with titles like that, it's time to quit."

Can I still be your friend if I think that "Never Let You Go" is a pretty sharp pop song, if not really anybody's masterpiece?

I don't think they were Christian as much as crystals-and-sutras spiritual. But maybe I'm wrong.

In your HEEEAAYEED! In your HEEEEAAAEEED!

Fill your albums with pseudo-spiritual nonsense, then declare yourself of "Fight Club's" cryto-fascist groove. Ed, you're a moron! A MORON!