I would love that you have to input your name and if you choose Jerry your just dropped off at Jerryboree.

Yeah took them long enough to put a Led Zeppelin song into a Thor movie/trailer. I mean come on half their catalog was tailor made for a fun norse mythology movie. I guess they finally got the movie for it…

I would heartily bet that if you exploded a bra bomb near president Trump he would actually make you secretary of partying down.

Grandkids: Grandpa what was someone posting The A.V Club after someone else's comment all about?
Powerthirteen: Oh that was whenever someone would post something that was relevant to what hopeless and depressing virgins our commetariate was.
Grandkids: Wait a minute if your a depressing virgin, how were we ever born?
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I got some carrion out and watched The Scavengers.

How are your motor skills?

At least it's a good way to avoid saying "1 for Justice League please."

Escape from New York…on the moon!!!

I always thought Kurt Russell would be great as Cable. I always saw the character as essentially a time traveling Snake Plissken. Too bad he's on the other side of the Marvel coin.

Maybe baby…

Unrelated but if anyone has an intact size 3 sphincter…

"Mr. Bay what will happen to the Transformer's franchise?"
"Oh it's in good hands…Zack Snyder's hands."

"And I was born there……but they burned the barn down."

I assumed it was the film Driver but Ryan Gosling has Benjamin Button's disease.

There's only two possible explanations that the writer doesn't know this is a reboot. Either no one told him, or everybody knows.

Since I can't properly communicate my excitement for a new Steve Dildarian animated comedy in English I'll have to do it in Spanish. Hola Hola Hola!!

If a narcissistic self obsessed liar with a pecent for apocalyptic rhetoric being elected president isn't page one of that book I contend that it's not worth reading.

I loved this actor I'm just going to leave this glorious piece of Paxton's history right here.
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All I can tell from this article is that Warner Bro's loves charts but not as much as throwing them out. However they still have not made a Calender Man nor Clock King film. So in summery I'm just as confused as before.