I have a feeling that Michael Shannon just sort of appeared in Guillermo's study and suddenly out of the dark just said "I wanna do a romantic movie."

Let's all just agree these are perfectly cromulent words.

I don't believe I heard that Louie CK was missing and resumed dead, so that kinda invalidates that idea.

The Huntsman executive: It's in the middle of the sequel, go buy a ticket now!!

*Todd takes a step back*

Hooters and proposition are two things that should never be together. Believe me I found out the hard way…

Homer: Actually Mr. Smithers is on vacation but I brought you your looking glass shot…it's Duff beer in a shot glass. *smiles gleefully*

Strange that turning into an animal if you can't complete the game isn't already a staple of Japanese dating sims.

Dean Venture?

I half expected this to turn out like The Thing From Another Planet and he'd open the door and find a homesick alien on the other side.

"Shooting an unarmed man grows pubic hair, I was half your age when when I got my first kill."

Make it a male prostitute and you might have something.

and he's screaming for 4:34 of the movie.

Everyone is clearly missing the obvious.

*Homer Simpson consoles Hollywood*

The houses of Key & Peele also send their condolences.

They're called boobs Ed?

Wasn't that kinda the plot for "For Your Consideration?"

*cough*BojackHorseman*cough*

Yes, but who could command such an army?