Too bad their dad's still have no idea what they do.

Leopard colony's response to Ted Cruz's request for entry:

Oh you wouldn't like it, Rainer Wolfcastle is always hogging the nautilus.

There was that article about characters wearing clothing that was ridiculously expense for someone on their salary to afford.

Are you saying with a day like today you couldn't pun on your puningist day even if you had an electrified punning machine?

"The Three Tenors are big fans of this popular Sci Finfrancise"

The only story I've heard while working with someone who worked with him was great.

"Minnesota court earlier today stating that he died without a will."

Just like any version of Star Fox though Slippy dies and nobody cares.

So s'way evil?

You fucking me? I'm the only one here cause your so lonely, so you must be fucking me.

Major League had a sequel lest you forget.

Ha ha ha is this guy a shark or what?

I also get a Travis Bickle vibe too.

A truly victimless crime.

The few times I've had to drive a minivan it's been for work. Driving around LA in a town & country is waaaaaay more preferable to doing it in a 15 person pass van. I've never felt embarrassed cause I guess I don't own it but they really are a pleasure to drive.

A soap opera set in hell where beautiful people who are damned for an eternity of suffering sounds actually like something that I would watch.

I always imagine a nanny…

I'm gonna need you to shout "Defender of archaic English" in your best superhero voice from now on.

If anybody wanted to make a case that Andy Kaufman is alive and does reviews on Amazon, this here is your smoking gun.