"I need to know your size. No, I'm not getting you a sweater for Christmas!"

"The drawer in our bedroom was full so we had to put some butt plugs in the guest room. Plus, we are so busy getting it on with each other we don't always have time to make it to our bedroom!"

…raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…

I'm changing my name to Princess Nudnik. Because honestly, "nudnik" is a word that doesn't get used nearly enough, althought I always thought it would be spelled "noodnik." Ah, the many intricacies of the English language.

Varys still has a b-hole, he could be a bottom.

Hopefully they're well fattened first, I hate those scrawny orphans. All gristle, man.

Goddammit, Littlefinger is going to beat that guy over the head with a pipe - you know, the one who tried to rape Sansa?

"Except me!" —Varys

It's actually "everyone fuck and dies."

The Entwives were lost and the remaining Ents had no way of reproducing, but I suppose it's possible that the lost Entwives were able to artificially pollinate themselves with the seed of another species, thus creating a hybrid that would go on to become Groot.

For Pete's sake, pun threads are great so stop complaining!

I think you mean you didn't have her peggied as a candidate

As long as we have Taylor Kitsch doing his Texas accent except for when he says "borrow" or "sorry" and his true Canadian nature is revealed.

What is a single book, I've never seen anything not in a trilogy?

Thank you! I am eternally grateful for the opportunity to learn the Simpsons *sobs*

Ketchup? Cat-sup! Ketchup? Cat-sup!

"Chet Haze?"
Present!

I vote for the crickets.

I'm still disappointed that he wasn't Dumbledore.

Actually, he whispered that like three days ago.