We already had to worry about being stalked/raped/murdered by men we went out with once. Now we get to add "sued" to the list. If you're defending this guy, go fuck yourself instead.

TROY BARNES.

the joke is on me for coming here and reading some dumbass comment from dumbass gentle herpes

*applauds O'Neal*

The Badgers were NOT crowned Big Ten champions, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

You, sir, are a real job creator!

Seriously how does a person even pull themself up by the bootstraps, boots don't have straps and if you try to pull yourself up by your shoelaces you'll probably just fall over, what the fuck, people

Do that with your dick instead.

I'm trying to tweet Zac Efron's home address but my NoPhone doesn't have that caability :(

That sentence would be so much better without the second comma.

Can we PLEASE raise taxes so morons don't have this much disposable income and we can put money towards, you know, providing school breakfasts for poor kids or some shit like that?

At this rate, we'll have a double event by 2018!

I have a great idea! Let's take a Norwegian Ridgeback and send it to…Romania!

Let's talk about how Guardians of the Galaxy cast The Rock, Dave Batista, and Zoe Saldana…and then hid all of their skin.

Or when they're an adult! Hooray for learning!

My years of pike-making school can finally pay off!

Technically, "infection" is when a pathogen is present in your body. "Disease" is when that infection causes damage to your body.

Call her back! She's still into you!

It's when you're a raccoon and you grow your friend in a pot and he dances adorably.

That's a clever name, "Lachey's Bar." I wonder how they came up with it.