Goblins ARE orcs.

Miranda Otto

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Janis Joplin musical is obviously being retooled as the Jackie Jormp-Jomp musical.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, WE HAVE A LIMITED SUPPLY OF HELIUM, STOP WASTING IT ON STUPID GODDAMN BALLOONS

It's ok! I understand why she stopped.

Did they provide Kleenex and lotion? Now THAT'S a good way to burn calories while watching sexy TV shows.

Holding a controller doesn't necessarily stop you from eating. Just last night, my brother and I were playing Mario for Wii and pausing repeatedly so we could eat ice cream.

Anyone who dislikes pun threads is an acehole.

There's going to be a great new version of "Let It Go." You'll really love it.

Jenny Trout said she's considering getting a theater's worth of tickets and giving them away in exchange for donations to a battered women's shelter for people who want to hate-watch the movie. The world needs her review of it but obviously she doesn't want money to go towards it.

Actually, Christian Grey has an iPad, he would never go for a cheapo nook.

Wait.

God I hope so.

The best description I've seen is "Baz Luhrmann made a Lifetime movie."

Not as much depth as the blood-soaked tampon that gets thrown into the toilet.

Holy shit, am I your mom and I just…forgot I had a kid?

They had various skin tones and hair color, so naturally they only choose white people? Nonsense.

Exodeuce

uhhhh many souls, anyway