*grabs pitchfork and kerosene*

I thought the same thing!

More like beat-off reporter amirite!?

They would've gotten a cramp if they ate so soon before a sound ass-kicking.

Much like Christian Grey, you couldn't leave a tampon hanging there so you grabbed it by the string and threw it into the toilet that is an AVC comment section.

Oh come on, they have personalized wanky-hankies.

They changed it from Pzornhzubski at Ellis Island.

Is "redtube" a slang term for "penis"?

You know, she lived in New York!

I'll toad your wet sprocket

Don't forget the Harry Potter one from yesterday, or the Baywatch one from today, and of course anything about Justin Bieber or those British kids that were scared of the Saw movies…

We're also grateful you're there, buddy.

You must have a truly evil name!

Grand! I finished it a few months ago so I should probably, you know, send them back to you sometime.

"Gen Koski and the Drunken Muggles" - new band name

*slide whistle*

Genevieve Explains It All

I share an office with seven other people and thankfully none of them were here when I was reading that. I gave up trying laugh quietly about three speech bubbles in.

Matt Bomer.

He does have great hair.