*calls 1-800-DOCTORB*

I've been through Helen back trying to come up with good ones.

same

Y'all are kraken me up.

*runs in*

Don't forget that Rick Santorum's wife had an abortion.

Good thing they aged her up because homegirl's nine in the books.

One of my friends got a horrible sunburn on her eyeballs because she couldn't find the appropriate eyewear, didn't want to spend time looking for it, and only had to use the UV light for a few minutes. She never made that mistake again.

I'm on board!

Hat didn't wear her safety goggles. Now she doesn't need to.

THANKS, now I'm sad about Dollhouse, too.

I blinded myself with it :(

Why can't work be dead? DIE WORK, DIE!

Luckily, I have its essence stored in this Energon Pod!

Good god, Self, I now read the word "actor" as if it were pronounced by Jenna Maroney.

Indeed.

That means Sandor is her uncle and a lot of very weird people on the internet have been making incestuous art.

The internet says Sophie Turner is 5'9" but I think they must have accidentally put 5 instead of 6.

!!! yes

no, your name is Pairesta