Which is why, when I was 15, I called my best friend's house and his dad answered by saying his name and I thought it was my best friend because they have the same name, and instead of saying hello or how are you I simply shouted "I HATE MY MOM!" (I wasn't allowed to go to the mall!) and then my friend's dad said,…

*hooha banjo flourish*

…is it Seven or Kevin?

I teach my offspring abstinence-only meme creation.

Who finds out something is Irish and then TONES DOWN their mockery? You're a special dame, Scrawler.

*goes on 500 page rant about Objectivism*

"How could I be negligent? I wasn't even there!" <— not the best defense I've ever heard

I choo choo cashews you!

I didn't ask, I stated it flatly! Hence the lack of question mark!

Who is Gregg Allman?

"Gregg Allman biopic"

VOX

"The train going through the tunnel and killing everyone" so is that a Freudian metaphor for spermicide?

But…but…but trains are EVERYTHING! We can't having them wrecking!

*moves car to avoid getting towed on streets weeping day*

I'm sure there will be an announcement but we here at the AVC love nothing more than a premature panic.

https://twitter.com/tvoti/s…

Good luck living in a trailer with all the weather we've had lately!

So, who's going to review all the TV shows once Todd leaves?

I like Madison! (in the spring and summer)