I, for one, am glad you went with Ungoliant.

Hijo Spielbergo

But we never could have had Grover Cleveland serve non-consecutive terms!

Now we know what the D in HipsterDBag stands for!

*has sex with a unicycle*

Senor Spielbergo is an anagram of Responsible Ogre.

secret family recipe

"Cousin Oliver" is an anagram of "I, Cousin Lover."

"Cathy J. Taurine" is a fantastic alias.

Which brings us back to Taylor Kitsch.

Burnt Lettuce & Tomato

They're time-traveling Harry Crane and Paul Kinsey.

When you play the game of holding fat guys' pants up, you win or you die.

Yeah, you're thinking of Kirk Cameron. It's easy to get them confused.

I hope Badger and Skinny Pete were in attendance that night.

Harrison did it on purpose so he could Leia round for eight weeks instead of working.

Yeah, but that channel is NOT for children.

I'm waiting for the porn parody of that one. It takes the O out of the title and puts it in the performances.

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

I have.