But would you recognize him once he opened his mouth and started talking?

Now You Seequel Me

Alcopheliac gets off on shooting horses!

Actually, my pediatrician is Dr. Leo Spaceman.

RIP Flava Flav's chicken place.

The thing that bothers me about this is saying "after-effects of post-polio." Either say "effects of polio" or "post-polio," but you're really beating a polio'ed horse.

I was referring to the bystander who filmed the wreckage and then presumably sold it to TMZ.

Who is the disgusting asswipe who actually sold this to TMZ?

Are you kidding me? I'd be in my chainmail, laughing at those unsuspecting motherfuckers.

This year's prom song: The Rains of Castamere

They're growers, not showers.

"I don't know where Josh went"

Hi MDT!

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Channing Tatum…wearing…a shirt? Are you speaking English? I don't understand.

No, you won't die soon enough!

I'll gum YOUR nuts!

Real men are nuns.

I have a hilarious comment about this but I made it in needlepoint so I have to send it to each of you in turn so you can stitch me an upvote.

Driving while very tired renders you as incapacitated as driving drunk. This truck driver was deliberately putting other people's lives in danger.