It was a deliberate reference to Treacher's "Obama eats dogs" obsession so I'm glad it worked.

*pops pupcorn, waits for the show*

I finish with a Chatterton's cigarette. The tar holds my unborn baby's bones together!

I want to go to there.

I'm so glad I started watching 30 Rock and understand all these hilarious quotes! Dr. Spaceman is the best.

I fucking love that talking peanut.

Now re-imagine that with the baby coming out of your penis.

…you're right, I have no knowledge of black market cedar plank baby prices. ;)

My grandma claimed she nearly broke my dad's neck because she was practically already sitting on him when my grandpa drove over the railroad tracks on the way to the hospital.

Pervy Birth Announcement

"The one that got away…it was 20.5 inches long and it weighed 7 pounds, three ounces."

"Trained professionals are going to make this birth much safer than a woman going out and having a baby in the woods without assistance"

getting babby in* > getting babby out

clean birthing environment =/= amoeba-filled river

Norway…ROCKS!!!

Iceland has Game of Thrones, so they actually probably could do something similar.

"I thought you said your butt was PASTY!"

If print is dead, why did that One Direction fanfic just get a huge book dea-

Tell me more about these bear claws.

YES!!!!! I read the whole recap of 50 Shades, it was amazing. I didn't know she was doing this as well! Thanks!