Why does HE get to wear the stinger in the front!?

My guess (hope?) is that the girl knew the guy was a jackass, because he admits to it ("Hit on her anyway because I’m that guy.") so she said something she knew would scare him because he's an insecure asswipe.

But apparently they'll need a whole new ton of evidence so I don't know how serious it really is?

Whoops. my brain apparently refused to really grasp what you said and I was picturing the wrong thing. Carry on, you soul-haver, you!

The reverse soul patch…are you the devil?

Plus they're both immature doofuses. Doofi?

I sincerely think Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift should play Romeo and Juliet. I mean…think about it.

The third Hemsworth brother isn't in the same universe as the first two. Maybe he and Cooper Manning can come up with a project together.

We're talkin' Hoooomer, Ozzie and the Straw!

The Cabin In The Woods: it has both of them! And shirtless Chris Hemsworth! And a guy in a short-sleeved white shirt and glasses! And Amy Acker! Basically it's the best movie ever, is what I'm saying.

So the humans call themselves Holograms, presumably so no one will realize they aren't? Makes sense.

R. Kelly.

Yeah, you never, ever hear about powerful men sexually exploiting naive girls. That has never happened once, in the history of the earth.

Did I read that wrong, or did a man rape children and flee to Spain and then his punishment was registering as a sex offender rather than jail time?

He didn't want to voluntarily hook up with adult men. He wanted to rape a teenager. So Grindr didn't really apply. Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

Leghostbusters

That's some really biting humor there.

WHERE'S GOD?

"Christ On A Fucking Pole" is the name of Cronk's next album.

Josh Wheaton proved there was a god by creating Firefly.