easy there, Tom Jane

Galt outta hell

Wait, what? What is and is not private!?

Let's be reasonable, you two.

Because it will bring about the Rapture or something, right?

brb, writing my new novel that will be called Meatloaf Shrugged

It looks soft.

It's one of the few things I like about the Catholic Church.

Pay no attention to the stegosaurus behind the curtain!

We can't all be fancy lawyers, man.

SPOILER ALERT

I went to parochial school and we learned about evolution, so…that is actually a terrible bumper sticker.

Change it to a TV show, make a pilot instead of a movie.

X-Men: Coach

The Grey 2: Lone Wolf

There's a hell of a lot of cheese eating and beer drinking here in Wisconsin, I can tell you.

Ha! Yes, we should get a drink. I was thinking pantsless but shirtless would do, I guess.

It's good! Only a little bit of panicking so far. You're still welcome to haul out the Hat signal, though, you know I love a good shirtless Taylor Kitsch picture.

Nudo Kier

Spike Jonze just tweeted Charles Manson's address.