The leavers, the guest stars, and me

I hear it maybe once a month on the radio and I always stop on it. Always!!!!!!

That shouldn't even be a question we need to ask!

I still like it but I dislike that I like it!

I'm going to start a hair-pulling catfight with you because your comment made me get a Live song stuck in my head.

“But what if he wore a hat?”

Says the guy wearing a hood!

You know you secretly want them to rub it in your face.

As long as you say "double-fuck" instead of double "fuck."

The humans are dead. The humans are dead!
We used poisonous gases, and we poisoned their asses!

It's true! I'm 40% steel!

I'm not against robosexuals, unless they act on their desires, at which point they will be condemned to an eternity in the fiery pits of Hell.

Thank you for your detailed penalysis, BonerTime.

Not if Ken Cuccinelli could help it!

At first I thought of Clifford and I was like, "Umm that would be GREAT if Martin Short played a weird kid who wanted to grow up to be a dinosaur and also was a martial arts expert."

Your penis is comedy and your testicles are tragedy?

If this author is named Nesbø, does that make him a Nesbian?

STAAAAAAAAAAAAMOSSSS

Wait, was there Nikolaj nudity in the original?

I don't know, didn't you hold him or something? Without dropping him? You were excited about him so I just assumed you were good at uncle-ing but maybe I was wrong and you are terrible!