Chimpy Shades of Grey

But you're a good uncle, so I assume you would be a good dad…oh god, I'm a terrible mother!

It's a shame the Twilight people didn't have Judge design their creepy baby! It would've been so much cooler. I wear nice shoes maybe once a week, so the stylish footwear thing must be recessive and we're carriers.

I asked if you were on Twitter because Yee Yee's Twitter avatar is the Walkng Dead guy who says Aw Hell Naw so I thought that's where you got that from.

In my experience? Yes.

There's a selfie thread over in the forum and someone suggested making a composite of you and me to see what our babies would look like. Judge made a sketch: http://s29120.storage.probo…

My sister's in-laws have lobster.

That is AWESOME!

I saw a woman on twitter who not-jokingly said "maybe women shouldn't be allowed to vote unless they're married!"

Why don't you just TELL me the name of the king or queen being murdered?

Nobody won, but everybody scored! BOOM

Hey buddy, I just wanted to let you know, you should probably watch your back (or kneecaps) on your way home from work tomorrow night.

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Don't forget Bob Golic's role in Saved By The Bell: The College Years.

Are you on Twitter?

These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!

Does this mean Ryan Gosling is their next stunt casting announcement?

Good luck voiding spoilers!

His character somehow merges with Britta; they are henceforth credited as Gilligan Jacobs.

Forget "chemistry teacher," I decided to become a billionaire entrepreneur like Gretchen and Elliot.