As an added bonus, he's homophobic.

*throws sock to @flag on the moon*

"Corporations are people, my friend!"

…for one

Ich bin ein Morrissey.

I listened to part of the Ohio State game on the radio on Saturday, and apparently a Purdue player was out because he had "two broken hands and a broken leg." I choo choo choose to believe that Morrissey is a Boilermaker safety.

I think I remember the film
And as I recall I think
I kind of liked it

*puts away funky codpiece until wedding night*

Velvet Goldmine sounds like a slang term for vagina.

I'm reading a 50 Shades takedown and the author just put this picture in the entry http://jennytrout.files.wor…

Plus he's got that tank top to show off his arms…

"Men who look sexy without noses"

Confused by Bowie's face, or by his package in those tights?

He's got major Crazy Eyes that scare me off.

Oh, the one who was running around naked on a glacier or something.

There are practically as many Skarsgards as Duggars, I don't know which one is the "other."

My most recent episode was Bart Gets Famous. I meant to watch more, but I didn't do it.

What the hell, that's in season 4? I must have accidentally skipped it.

*sighs, undresses*

You are on all the watch lists now. Sorry, D-H.