The skull sitting on the open book

FMK:

The one in the very center grew a little mustache and we all know what he did after that.

Back when I watched The Skulls like seven times in three months (and never since, I swear!), we called it a Paul Walker movie.

No, they were all taken out front and hanged, in full view of everyone, to set an example of what happens to people who think Fred Durst is hot.

Will you rub your paw pads against the soles of my feet?

Hipster DBag doesn't live with his mom, man.

I think Alien Jesus had a head injury.

Durstin Diamond will play the nerd who gets beat up by the cool rock star.

My first though was that you were calling all of us sons of bitches. Which would make a lot of sense, actually.

SEX EUPHEMISM

So that's why you like sea otters so much: because they're good at sex.

Yes, but the 50 Shades movie is coming out soon so it was at the forefront of my brain. Poor brain.

Fran Drescher, Roseanne, Megan Mullaly

"and I licked the Liberty Bell*"

How I Met Your Midichlorians

Some spicy curry flavor, obviously

Fifty Shades of Grey is next on that docket.

I thought this would be a Garry Marshall-style continuation of What To Expect When You're Expecting. This sounds…even worse.

I hope they cast a bunch of white people!