Well, you ARE the souse chef!

How I Am Your Father

You're supposed to broil chihuahuas, they get tough if you simmer them.

Why not call it How I Met Your Mother and maybe have a non-traditional family? Like two women who meet and get married?

SPOILERS: This is actually going to be The Hat-chelorette and will be based on the Online Dating Thread.

According to the American Lung Assocation, the lung cancer five-year survival rate is 13.6% (http://www.lung.org/lung-di… ).

I want to give you a hug for referring to that wonderful song.

Oh, that sounds much better. Thanks for clarifying! And I hope you're in it a lot this season!

Well, yes, but I didn't want to get too detailed. Thanks for the clarification.

Are you Burl?

That looks like a regular suit…I've never read Sandman, though.

Did your parents have an annual designated Fucking Day?

I vote for new thread!

Ball paint? Do you have to be waxed smooth to keep it from peeling?

Some bitch-ass quacker.

I'm pretty sure this is season 4 since there haven't been any episodes since season 3.

I hope it's not just a bunch of guest-star centered episodes where they're not focused on the study group. Although are they really a study group at this point?

This sounds like it's going to be a massive trainwreck.

*catches Thrace; doesn't break eye contact*

Oh god the chair position. My friends and I made so many jokes about it.