No, cis doesn't mean "normal."

emorgyncy

*sighs, undresses*

"If it protected me from nuclear bombs, it will protect me from Scientologists!"

Apparently Steve McQueen had mesothelioma and he got coffee enemas from an orthodontist in Mexico which did not cure his cancer and then he died after a surgery in 1980.

Oh my god, your mom is Pierce Hawthorne in a wig.

Just ask Rachael Leigh Cook!

There's also Steven R. McQueen from The Vampire Diaries. http://t3.gstatic.com/image…

My mental picture is just like when Jerry calls his parents in Del Boca Vista.

I'd just like to say that I hate you, Communist Dotter. I just this moment saw my first-ever bitstrip on my facebook feed and I am blaming you.

I can't help but imagine the lyrics to be

Bitstrips: even worse than babies.

Thank you, ewwwwww.

Dozens of people are also asking for the President to go back to Kenya but you don't seem him negotiating with terrorists.

At least I know what giraffes are…I've never heard of bitstrips.

Oh my yes!

[SOUNDS OF RUMMAGING FROM BEHIND OFFICE DOOR]

I've been explaining this to my parents for years but they still won't get rid of my little* brother.

She prefers to solve her problems with violence. Just ask Sluggo.

You seriously forgot which amnesia documentary you saw?