Speaking of Mark Sanchez… http://big.assets.huffingto…

Which one of those assholes up there is Turtle? If it's Argyle Vest dude I might vomit.

You're not Sterling Archer? Or are you just saying that to throw us off your trail?

Entourage:O'Neal::Dan In Real Life:O'Neal

Entourage:Sean::2 Broke Girls:Todd

The Wikipedia blurb for Slider of the Cleveland Indians says that he is "best known for an injury during the 1995 American League Championship Series when he fell six feet off an outfield wall and tore knee ligaments."

They really shot themselves in the foot with that one.

You know, I'm actually pretty tired for no good reason. Thanks for the concern! I think I'll take a nap tonight.

On Saturday my mom said to me, "Is Benedict Cumberbatch a Harry Potter character?" I had to explain that, no, he is a real person and (probably) not a Hogwarts alumnus.

"This conviction was a real feather in your cap, Gabe."

I hope they can find someone with a sillier name than "Jensen Ackles."

ADORABLE MOPPET: "Thanks for saving me, Sgt. Gabriel. You're like my guardian angel!"

Does this mean Chris Brown is gay?

Preferably in the room with all the busts of the inductees, so it's like they're all watching.

"The Pussy Episode"

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

"Smith has been attached to the project once before several years ago"

Oh boy.

I prefer my gays threatening.

I can't think of a remotely clever portmanteau of "Ellen DeGeneres" and "Benjamin Button."