I'm assuming you are calling your cable provider to thank them for this?

I already changed my pants at my desk today, I may as well click that.

That's on MTV, not the CW.

I've found it really convenient to buy cat food on Amazon because it means I don't have to lug around a giant bag of food or go into PetCo, which has atrocious customer service and is usually out of my cats' preferred food.

I definitely feel that way. Watching the last season of Breaking Bad was annoying because 1) I had to wait a week between episodes and 2) I had to fast forward through commercials.

They have Panthers colors, but a Lions logo. I don't know how to feel!

Can we do Photoshop like we did for that Drake album? Let's pretend I put a Hat on that creature because I am too lazy to actually do it.

How many dicks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Wait, Bill had a cell phone in 1997? But then he wouldn't need the phone booth!

"If it’s one thing young men love, it’s parodies of newsmagazines that
satirize the over-serious, frequently alarmist tone of similar shows."

Judge has already chastised me for this.

Have you read Dan Blogs Twilight? I think you'd like it.

Yes! I just need to actually get admitted, which will happen if my transcript ever shows up.

Remember how he was right-handed in Thor and left-handed in The Avengers? That bothers me.

A Jaeger!?

That will look great with a raspberry beret.

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

You like a good swain

That glimmer looks soft

Speaking of freezing, I have been having bad dreams about Wisconsin weather.