Happy Sexual Harrassment Week, Scrawler! It's like Mall Week only better.

Donald Fuck

Why would Satan need a sled? Did hell freeze over?

I just made it up, I don't know whether it's a thing that people say.

Thanks! I already read some recaps on somethingshortandsnappy.blo….

I love how it's always a shock when a character is brunette rather than blonde, as if 98% of the population is walking around with yellow hair.

1) Christian Grey can play doctor, he's broad certified
2) I will fight you

What recaps are they?

Cuntucky

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus is Christian Grey!

Well. Christian Grey wakes up in the middle of the night and plays the piano naked because he's a Tortured Soul.

As well as the territory of "philli."

That's not why I open them one-handed…

and play naked piano

Oh god, can you imagine a newborn baby as buff at Tom Hardy?

Are you sure it was in your head?

Sad trombone!

That's only 1/5000th as good as 5000 Candles In The Wind.

Will Sexual Harassment Thread be a new part of the TI?

Now I'm picturing @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus bulking up to Hardy-esque proportions.