Honestly, I'd be ok with Adrian Grenier starting for the Browns this weekend.

There are 2 Hat Signals: 1) Taylor Kitsch and 2) the Butt Fumble.

WHAT!!!!! DUDE!!!!! APPLY APPLY APPLY APPLY

And then I will eat seven pounds of turkey and mashed potatoes and it will be amazing.

I never watched The Cape but I always read Rowan's reviews. I never watched Entourage but I always read Sean's newswires about it.

Counterpoint: there are no endlessly watchable gifs of Adrian Grenier screwing up the Entourage movie.

I got home last night and ate a couple handfuls of M&Ms. Then I looked at the nutrition information and realized a couple handfuls of M&Ms = several miles of M&Ms. :(

I had to re-read that part six or seven times because WHAT THE HELL!?

Excellent username-comment synergy. Congrats on the 20 pounds!

No, I needed a break from the Simpsons, season 5 isn't as good as 4 was, plus I'm catching up on last year's Vampire Diaries and New Girl right now.

I downloaded a weight tracker app and put in my weight the first day, then the next day my weight was .4 lbs heavier and it said my average weekly weight gain was infinity.

That's awesome! Now I feel like an ancient mummy for not starting running until I was 26.

Aw, that's really sweet.

Refwesh my memowy

Wait, 400 people was only 60%!?!?!?

They would've been pinned in their seats.

"Dweam within a dweam" or GTFO

I prefer the cognac, the white accents don't really do it for me.

I did my first "5k to 10k" session on Sunday, it went well. I'm totally going to be able to go 4 miles on Thanksgiving!

Aaaaahahahahahhahahaha that's hilarious. I want your kid and Buck the Fuck-Up's kid to be friends.