Well, now I'm picturing you ravenously shoving condiment-smeared hot dogs through your donut hole.

How will I go back to sleeple?

I was going to say pretty much that as well but I didn't know what units marijuana comes in.

"it wasn’t that long ago that taking someone else’s money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem."

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Are you unhooking your computer and taking it with you into the woods? Because that is such a funny mental picture, I'd pay a dollar to hang out with you.

That's when you hang out with him the second time.

"These are my BRAAAAINS, take and eat of them"

I just want to get this straight:

That's also where they came from. Coach Taylor is giving them a pep talk because it's JD McCoy shit-beating halftime. Because obviously, someone had to take the picture!

BUT MATT LAURIA WAS A LION!

Oh shit now I'm picturing BTR in that awful WikiLeaks wig.

I DON'T THINK BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS GOOD-LOOKING

Hey, I'll check out one last newswire before I go to lunch.

Big Red MeriNO

I've never read Ender's Game but I think the previews are generic enough that I will continue to not be interested in it.

So we're like his pun parents? I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

But gravity keeps things in orbit…

I'm sorry to hear about your great-uncle.

Now I have The Sting music stuck in my head. That sounds like a fun trip!