I'm glad you're feeling better!

My eyes bugged out of my head when I read this, you just made my day.

I'd suck it up for BTR, that's for damn sure. I wouldn't be thinking of the whole team, though.

Ooh, I just googled him…I've decided that he and Alan Tudyk can play brothers in a movie*

something something Bacon grease

I'm impressed that she can walk in those shoes, let alone play volleyball.

Wieners.

If I didn't already have a username, "Fleeting Dong" would be at the top of my list of potential names.

Not a ginger, but! Last night I watched a movie in which Zachary Levi was buff, oiled up, wearing satin boxers, and dancing around. It was very disturbing and hot at the same time. I always thought he was too charming and nice to ever be really naughty so I wanted to be friends and hang out and now my feelings have…

*rings cowbell* Now how do you feel?

https://encrypted-tbn1.gsta…

Here in America, we call it a sausage in the mouth.

"Scrawler went into McDonald's and asked for a Boy Toy. And that, kids, is how I met your Scrawler." - Scrawlhim

Uncle Jesse drove a Mustang that he very cleverly named Sally. I grew up with Full House rather than Dukes of Hazzard.

I learned about institutionalized sexism because of the box cover featuring a mom and daughter doing dishes in the background while the dad and son played Battleship in the foreground.

How is their kiss, you ask?

Goddammit, Catgun, my heart rate just when up.

And yet my cat would ignore a comfy blanket to curl up and sleep on a huge pile of Legos. (This is the part where we debate Lego terminology.)

When I was in first grade, my mom took us to Wendy's because they gave out free food for As on your report card. When my mom asked whether the cashier needed to see my report card to verify that I had, in fact, gotten all As, the apathetic teen shrugged and said "Eh, whatever."

Can we make you and Rob Thomas nemesis-ing into a movie?