VERY MINOR SPOILERS FOR FNL In Season 5 he's just gone from West Dillon and his personal coach isn't there either, so I assume he transferred and left (was run out of?) town after Season 4.

WEASEL SMASH

The AV Club turned into The Hollywood Reporter so gradually I didn't even notice.

OR - wait for it - hold on to your butts -

He's not a writer

"Most of my friends make me absolutely sick to my stomach"

Easily, because you probably don't have a scar on your face, what with not being randomly attacked as a child, which naturally makes you better than people who were randomly attacked as children, right?

I thought Catgun WAS talking about Congress.

What is "Bro Rape"? I saw that and don't know what he meant.

Nope!

Arrested Development meets Arrested Development

MORE lax than Florida? I'm sorry, I don't understand what you wrote. At all.

This spring, I saw a guy standing by the side of the road holding a shotgun but he was facing away from the road so I drove past and realized he was on the lookout for groundhogs in his alfalfa field.

I wonder if the fellow who Just Likes Titties will still be allowed?

*pushes glasses up nose*

But not THE worst. We all remember that particular idea.

You are, of course, forgetting that a large percentage of the population is comprised of psychopaths.

6.4:1

Fuckin' magnites, how do they work?

You Coloradans have weird accents.