JP2 was pretty bad, but Benedict may have been even worse.

In your defense, I did mention it pretty recently.

I hadn't downvoted anything, but I want to help you out so I did this just for you, buddy.

Shark-related things really make people horny, I guess.

How long until he's a 5150?

I also like that you can reply to someone who's on the most-indented level of indentation.

My parents met on a blind date. They saw Jaws. Jaws is, therefore, the most important movie ever made because it directly led to me being born.

Jurassic Park was the first score that made me realize what a movie score can do for a movie.

His dog is Nu-Disqus-sucks-asaurus Rex!

A thousand gay Hitler marriages? THANKS OBAMA

Today I'm wearing a brand-new shirt that smells a little like BO. I didn't notice it until I was already at work ,and I don't even know how this is possible, unless the valet from Seinfeld tried it on before I bought it.

I can't wait for the TI. 137 new comments above, 642 new comments below!

It also says the time of my reply to you is "in a few seconds" so I think now is as good a time as any to reveal my true identity: Leonard Pierce.

Yes and yes.

Especially since, as a FLOATING hatchet, it's easy to accidentally wander right into your path and decapitate oneself.

I'm laughing so I don't start crying.

*takes deep breath*

You love he?

I'll be in my bunker.

Oh god…I haven't gotten it yet. I don't want to refresh.