Falls for someone…LITERALLY

It's funny that you should mention Breaking Bad, because I think in terms of shows that use their location to their advantage, BB and White Collar are at the very top of the list.

But then they can have makeup sex and bmp uglies like crazy!

I'm going to Kickstart a reboot of Must Love Dogs. Obviously, it will be called Must Love Cats.

Yeah and it's supposed to be sexy foreplay.

But she's into j-pegging.

Thanks for changing it!

It's pretty great. It's perfect for one or two episodes at a time when you need a laugh.

As a Woman Alone With Cats, I take offense, sir. Good day to you.

Gilbert Gottfried, the guy who played David Putty, and H. Jon Benjamin.

Matt Bomer is the star of his own show. Granted, it's on USA, but he's still the star.

I almost shot a piece of Kit-Kat out of my nose upon reading this.

Ugh, Seth Rogen or Jonah Hill pulling out someone's tampon. I mean, this is gross no matter who does it, but those two are especially unappealing.

I think you mean "Mitt Romney," not Matt Ramsey.

"wallet"

"Her snooch got all warm, too." lolololol

Not that song!

50 Shades of Black

Now I want to see a dramatic reading of 50 Shades by Jessica Walter.

SPOILER ALERT for Gravity.  Jesus Christ, thanks a lot for that.