Beaver itself, however, is a tasty treat.

So, how did these episodes end up in Nigeria?  (Or the other places mentioned)

I'm playing against five people, I really can't handle any more right now.  :(

Someone recently played "NICEST" against me and I was sad that she didn't play it as "INCEST" instead.

ME TOO

I love you, Philip Morris.

If I had a nickel for every time I've tried to convince Scramble with Friends to accept "dalek", I'd be able to buy these lost episodes.

I'd like to wash down the Pepsi-flavored Cheetos with a Cheeto-flavored Pepsi.

I don't know if they grade Batman, but…coarse.

"Pretending"?

I never wanted to be rude and ask about your eyepatch, thanks for finally telling us what happened.  I'm sorry about your injury.

*Thrace shrugs, mugs at camera, audience goes wild*

The fat guy with the weird bottom teeth is going to haunt my nightmares.

Gathering of the Juggal-O-Faces

-from masturbating too much

Gump Fiction

New Apple commercial:

It was a case of fine Nazi marksmanship, I think.  Thankfully, I barely remember most of the book because nothing happened that was worth remembering.

Je ne sais pas, mon frere.

He's going to have to build a camp fire and heat his food over it like an old timey hobo.