When I was horribly ill in September, I read The Thorn Birds.  I just want to say, that book was really stupid.  The only entertaining part was when a guy got shot in the taint.

Some people don't like the pun threads, so they give them a wide perth.

Yeah, the Aussies are a bunch of tasmaniacs when it comes to shearing sheep.

Big Stein can't be floppin' and twitchin'!

Get well soO'Neal!

@LiberalCollegeFreshman:disqus - If you log out you can like it a second time as Guest.  Please do print it and show it to your fiancee.

His hobbies will include not talking about rape?  Guess he's not a Republican!  HEY-O

Excellent username/comment synergy

If only you had remembered this comment before reenacting it, Lurky!

ARE YOU CHOKING?  Let me ask you whether you're choking instead of doing the Heimlich on you!

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose at Draw Something

The "doogy door" typo is making me laugh SO HARD. Only NPH is allowed through!

This is for you, Catgun.  http://i.imgur.com/xbLWj7Q.png

How about in cop years?

They were 40s of Steel Reserve.

Hey, that should be your campaign slogan!

"Every damn time!"

"we are left to ponder whether men can ever find a place in this world, besides everywhere."

HAHAHHAH!!!!!

No!  Maybe next time.