My horrible initial thought was that Vermont, like northeast Ohio, had black squirrels.

One more week until your sobriety is a full-term fetus, ready to burst forth from your…shit…I don't know where it's going to burst from, this analogy doesn't work, I am happy for you and yes part of my happiness comes from trying to think of weird things to associate with your weekly number. (<—- speaking of bizarre…

SECRET LIFE OF RJ MITTE

Walt ends up in jail with George Bluth.  He then goes on Mock Trial with @JudgeReinhold:disqus .

You have the most fun-sounding classes.

How far behind are you on BB?

Happy birthday tomorrow, Lord!

I am not surprised that someone beat me to this question.

This morning I saw a woman who had eyebrows like Uncle Leo from Seinfeld.  I think she drew them on with an ultra-wide black Sharpie.  They almost connected in the middle into one giant eyebrow that could easily be a villain in a comic book movie.

Whomever wore a Speedo.

It's like how Tim Tebow's passer rating was 3.16!

Kickfarter.com

If you cut the cheesy jokes out of the comments, we'd have nothing left.  Leave us this one small bit of joy!

There's a reason I look forward to you reposting the Shart Thread every year around Christmas.

This is our second "old people having sex" Newswire of the day.

O'Nihilism

I'm colon it: this show will be canceled in no time.

I think my favorite is "What hump?"

Osama: "I think I just sat on a stalagmite!"

It's certainly not War Horse good.