"He is survived by his wife, whom he tried to rape at least once that I can think of off the top of my head."

I actually expected Jesse to accidentally run right into a tree and immediately die in a fiery car wreck while he was celebrating his escape.

NO

I think there would be a big article about "Heisenberg Found Dead In Nazi Funhouse," would they have bothered with an obit after that?

He                                       is
survivedbyhiswifeSkylerLambert

He's in a cave with Osama bin Laden.

That bullet took the 'live' right out of his liver.

That spacing is fucking awful.  Maybe they shouldn't still print a newspaper.

I really hope we get a Newswire of him hula-hooping today.

and wet

How many of these citations involve The Enchanted Goatee?

Nursing Home Hussy XIV: This Ain't Dysphagia

me-OW!

You wrap potatoes in foil if you put them in the OVEN, Dik.

PASS

They're pretty similar, you know?

Black Hole Of Charisma starring JD McCoy

I hope your rubber suit  doesn't split when you bend over like that.

Black Hole

Tyler Perry's Black Hole is on my list of Things Not To Ever Think About.