"The former slave repaid the debt"

I just read what you said farther down about your ass.  That comment, combined with this one…I'll be in my bunk.

womp womp

I just did a Lucille-Bluth-sees-Gene-Parmesan scream.

Water Zumba?  That sounds intense and fun.

There's no need to get Fran-tic about the ratings…yet.

Butts!  Which reminds me, I should go see Rush.  Maybe I'll use Hemsworth butt as incentive to finish my personal statement.  No butt till you write about yourself, Hat!

Even I can't make a pun on Tahmoh Penikett.

OK I'm going to stop quoting Conservapedia at you because that's just mean of me and I need to focus my energy on other things instead.

"The incidence of gonorrhea in the United States peaked during the Carter administration, but began dropping during the Reagan years."

"As of 2012, it is estimated there have been over 54 million abortions in the United States since 1973"

I hope you spit in it!

Woo hoo!  You and LnD are on fi-ya!

omgenius

I am Number 7.  You can call me Daniel if you're feeling frisky.

ANUS

"Best Significant Other Nickname"

The Triumph Index

vootshteps, vootshteps, vootshteps!

You know what probably helps their baby sleep?  The sound of them pounding on the ceiling.