Go as Number Six from Human Centipede.

Oooh, yeah, wear that again.

What is the cutoff between "weapon of regular destruction" and "weapon of mass destruction"?

The Holy Trinity: God, Guns, Racism, and Meth

Does this sound like Twin Peaks/The Killing/ etc or is there some other element to it that I'm missing?

Socialized healthcare or GTFO

Maybe you need to rewatch Hot Fuzz.

Land of the first, home of the brave

"Am I sexual deviant"

lol @ you implying that "apocalypse =/= Boehner"

It smells soft.

I made peanut butter cookie dough last night and it's in my fridge right now!  You're amazing!

You made John Boehner sad http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/dVod…

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus - if you were in a rom com you guys would be kissing in an airport by now…thank god you're not in a rom com.

Or when people say "my dog went to the bathroom"

Better Call Sal, try to find out the number of that payphone in the poorly-lit park where we last saw him

"shot on basically no budget in just nine days"

I hope this isn't in reference to something.  I really like the idea that it's just the first movie that popped into your head and you blurted it out.

I have a feeling the whole GOP will be slobbing on your knob in a fight to be seen on the red carpet of that film.

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