Or maybe something involving tentacles?

I have a different translation of the Bible where Jesus says "honky" instead.

I agree with Spicy, they can Turin this into a big moneymaker.

Aren't high-powered money types supposed to snort cocaine?

Dammit, Catgun, don't give away the plot of my biopic.

Our Passion for pun threads brings me so much joy.

Or ricin'd in a coffee shop.

K. Thrace saying "git 'er done" regarding panda procreation is one of the funniest things I've seen in quite a while.

No es bueno!

@avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus - nah, I don't think Scrawler would ever fake it.

Over here, we call that a club sausage.

YES

But "cem" isn't even a word!

Those pandas were robots?  They've been bamboozling the public the whole time!?

I'm almost one of the 90%!

To think, I once believed we were joking when we referred to you as a cat.

plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is

I'm going to get a PhD so in a few years you will all have to call me Dr. Hat.

Oh god I am going to miss my Swenson's so much.

Well the pandas are all dead so I don't think the camera will be necessary.