I'm honestly surprised the cop didn't discover a meth lab.

Yes, I'll be in Madison for a PhD.  It happened very, very fast - I was offered it during a Skype interview on Thursday afternoon and I accepted on Friday morning so it was pretty easy to miss.  I've spent a couple of days there in the past and really liked it, so I think it'll be a great fit.  The downside: I'm…

They don't allow bees in here.

Is she, though?  We don't know anything about the father, it's entirely possible that he's still alive and will take her in.

According to Wikipedia, ricin causes severe diarrhea.  Poor uptight Lydia, shitting like a firehose in her last days.

…except in the pilot.

You left out the most important part of Rush: How was Chris Hemsworth's butt?

Nope.  They are super trashy, and there was some yelling when the cop got there.  I wouldn't have felt safe.

That's not even funny as a joke, Comrade!

When I had the flu a few weeks ago, I was so tired I slept 14 hours a night and took a couple of naps during the day.  For a week.

Add "and the NFL" to her shirt, although that would fall under "the rich" I suppose. I choose to believe that picture is our very own beloved you-know-who.

Congrats on 38 weeks!  2 more and you'll be full-term!

They're very friendly, they love visitors!  Thanks!

I HATE DONATO'S

Thanks!  I already have friends though…all of you!

I feel bad for laughing so hard at that.

The Hero of 'Consin

Feel better!  Get some (ok, a lot of) sleep!

That's awesome!  I'm glad you guys had fun!

Happy birthday!